They're young, they're hot, and they're the Yaoi Couple of the Month! Minna Daisuki Yaoi's own Takahara Mitsuki was sent to interview Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto (stars of "Life in Hokkaido") on their off day while filming Live Action Katamari Damashii.

I've been on all kinds of missions, interviewed all kinds of people, and read and seen all kinds of things, but I've gotta say, this was definitely the most interesting hour I've sat through in my life. From the first time that the two boys shook my hand (in turns, of course!), they were completely at ease with me, the cameras, the questions, and, of course, each other.

[Uchiha Sasuke, sporting an emo black zipup hoodie/black jeans/Converse/grey t-shirt look, cuddles on the hideously magenta company couch with Uzumaki Naruto, who shows off a cute orange hoodie/dark-rinsed jeans/vans style]

TM: It's a pleasure to be here with you both!
US: Charmed, I'm sure.
UN: [laughs] He learned his manners, I didn't.

TM: [laughs] Well, I'm sure you have an interesting viewpoint on this film.
UN: It's a freaking piece of crap.
US: Oh, really?
UN: Yeah. The plot is crap, the sets are crap, the soundtrack is crap..
US: Well, I happen to adore it.
TM: Oh, really?
US: Yes. I think that it's a very bold and innovatice piece of experimental film. The plotline itself is quite fascinating!
UN: [stage whisper] That means it turns him on!

TM: [giggle] What do you personally think of your characters?
UN: [thinks for a second] He's very.. he's very Sasuke.
US: Sasuke? [arches brows]
UN: Yeah, Sasuke.
TM: Meaning..?
UN: Meaning that all he's got on his mind 24/7 is sex, sex, sex. He never thinks about anything else except grabbing another guy's dick, shoving his tongue in another guy's mouth, that sort of stuff.
US: [is lightly blushing] And.. that reminds you of me.
UN: Well, yeah, with you always grabbing -
US: [loudly, covers up Naruto's words] NEXT QUESTION.

TM: [giggles a little more] Sasuke, can you think of a whole list of clues or reasons to the relationship?

And, what do you know, he actually outlined a list for me right then and there, understanding sparkling in his eyes.

Reason #1:
"Teme." - "Dobe."
Point taken.

Reason #2:
Fight scenes.
Which are their way of flirting.
And touching each other.
Point definitely taken.

Reason #3:
The constant thinking about one another.
Point REALLY definitely taken.

Reason #4:
The constant smirking at one another.
Smirking: rivalry or a mutual secret?
Point taken.

Reason #5:
Their constant wanting to be more powerful than one another.
Which is the cleaner way of saying they just want to be the seme.
Point taken.

Reason #6:
Why else would they hate their fangirls?
Point taken.

Reason #7:
Why else would Naruto ignore a very pretty and very endowed girl (Hinata) for a girl who is ugly as a horse and is not endowned at all (Sakura) except for..
.. if he wanted to divert attention away from his crush/relationship with Sasuke?
Point taken, then.

Reason #8:
Sasuke is the only person who can get inside of Naruto and see Kyuubi.
POINT TAKEN!

Reason #9:
He is always in a slightly better mood when Naruto's around.
Point taken.

Reason #10:
Sasuke doesn't seem to think of Naruto as a monster like most of the other ninja their age. He doesn't care about Kyuubi.
Point taken!

TM: And, finally, the most important question - who's the seme?
US: [exchanged glance with Naruto] Well.. it varies.

Which proves that yes, Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto have definitely done it.

Mission Accomplished.
This has been Takahara Mitsuki.

[END~ BDM]

The list of reasons and the names were made up by myself with lots of help from my .

Naruto, Sasuke (c) Masashi Kishimoto


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